Project Management ka Gita Saraansh….. :-)

The Software Development Lifecycle (SDLC) Explained

Software Developers and Drug Dealers!

Drug dealers:

• Refer to their clients as "users".
• "The first one's free!"
• Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
• Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".
• Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
• Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
• Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
• Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
• Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Software developers:

• Refer to their clients as "users".
• "Download a free trial version..."
• Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
• Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"
• Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
• Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
• Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
• Their products cause unhealthy addictions - DOOM, Quake, Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Orkut, Farmville, Mafia Wars and lots of other shit! too numerous to list
  
• Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

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My first post on my New Blagh!

Well mates, this be my first post on my new blagh! I wanted to post some of the crummy, weird and sometimes hilarious stuff that I've experienced thru these last 26+ years, since most of the fun stuff is for laughing!

Cheers, and if you likes the posts, feel free to comment on them. :)