Pervert Thoughts on English names

I've always wondered a lot about the English language. Not especially so, but yeah, it takes after a lot of Indian languages that have Double Meanings to some sentences, words, etc.

What really got me kicked up was the very weird names of towns, cities, villages or even entire countries that the British have ruled thru the centuries, and the very perverted names they have given to those places.

The only explanation that I can come up with for these names is that someone who was responsible for giving these new names was most probably an Indian, educated under the colonial system in the British Empire, and who could think of no better way of getting back at his "Masters" by giving "Innovative" names that an Indian would surely understand the slang for, but the Brits would think, "Oooh, what a Lovely name!" and keep it like forever.

Going further, this person probably witnessed the American uprising against the Brits, and said why shouldn't the Americans too have some fun at British Expense and gave some names that'd be initially very obvious to the Americans, but not so much to the British.

Some examples these corny names are given below.

• Names an Indian would surely understand the slang for

1. EngLand
2. ScotLand
3. IreLand
4. IceLand
5. PoLand
6. GreenLand
7. SwitzerLand
8. ThaiLand
9. New ZeaLand
10. FinLand
11. NetherLands

• Names all would understand as a way of getting back at the Brits

1. Essex
2. Middlesex
3. Sussex
4. Bangkok
5. Blow Me Down
6. Newfoundland
7. Crotch Lake
8. Dildo
9. Cockburn - Western Australia
10.  Twat - Orkney
11. Shitland Islands
12. Titty Hill - Susses, England  (ROFL!)
13. Thong - Kent, England
14. Wetwang - England
15. Spread Eagle, Wisconsin, USA
16. Bald Knob - Arkansas, USA
17. Cockup - Cumbria, England
18. Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington State, USA
19. Hookersville - West Virginia, USA
20. Toad Suck - Arkansas, USA
21. Horney Town - North Carolina, USA
22. Shitterton - Dorset, England
23. Whakapapa - New Zealand
24. Bastard (Norway)
25. Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
26. Climax (Colorado, USA)
27. Cunt (Spain)
28. Cunter (Switzerland)
29. Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
30. Dongo (Congo)
31. Fuku (Shensi, China) 
32. Fukum (Yemen)
33. Hold With Hope (Greenland)
34. Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
35. Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
36. Little Dix Village (West Indies)
37. Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
38. Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
39. Muff (Northern Ireland)
40. Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
41. Seymen (Turkey)
42. Shafter (California, USA)
43. Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
44. Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
45. Tittybong (Australia)
46. Tong Fuk (Japan)
47. Wank (Germany)
48. Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
49. Wankener (India)
50. Wankie (Zimbabwe)
51. Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
52. Wanks River (Nicaragua)
53. Wankum (Germany)
54. Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

And the list goes one. Maybe someone can ponder on this? :P hahahahaha 

Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.'

'Well,' said the Director, 'We fill up a bathtub, and then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
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'No.' Said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug.... Would you prefer a bed near the window?'

The darned British humor play..... :)

I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet, which had a "Tested to British Safety Standards" sign on it.

Underneath someone had scrawled: "So was the Titanic."

Underneath that someone had scrawled "but the Titanic hit an iceberg"

Underneath that someone had scrawled "You haven't met my wife"