Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.'

'Well,' said the Director, 'We fill up a bathtub, and then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
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'No.' Said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug.... Would you prefer a bed near the window?'

The darned British humor play..... :)

I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet, which had a "Tested to British Safety Standards" sign on it.

Underneath someone had scrawled: "So was the Titanic."

Underneath that someone had scrawled "but the Titanic hit an iceberg"

Underneath that someone had scrawled "You haven't met my wife"