Friday, September 16, 2011

Tequila Anyone?

A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street.

Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want."

The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila."

The Genie grants him his wish.

When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.

The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.

Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.

The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get  two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his wife,  "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Tequila."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, Mi Senorita , you drink from the bottle."

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Marriage Musings

The following is an unedited chat transcript between me & a very good friend of mine. I've just removed his name for fear that he'll shoot me when he happens to see this post, but all's good in the name of fun right?

Disclaimer - Not for those who don't have a sense of humor :)

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Friend:  Expectation: Being a vegetarian, I expect my partner to be vegetarian. kai lihitil loka ! :P
 me:  tila mhanav - nahi hot, ja!
:D
Friend asa ja ja mhanun saglya muli jatayt :P
 me:  hahahaha
Friend n kai navin shod mhane "tetotaller" ka kahitari
 me:  teetotaller mhanje jo daru peet nahi
:P
Friend GRE chi hava n TOFEL cha maaj matrimonial profile war ! mag drinking habits nako asa liha ki
 me:  hehe, tila saang na, mi lihile aahe ka? O_O  bochya

Friend mala last item jo pahila tiche paraents "in hand" salary vicharat hote nashib PF kiti kaptat n salary slip dakhave nahi mhanale :P
 me:  tyanna sangayche na, maajha 'in hand' deto tichya

 Friend *** madhye in hand pagar sangitla tar watchman chi mulgi suddha lagna karnar nahi mazyashi :D
 me:  hahahahahahahahahahaha LOL LMAO :P



:P
Friend evdha sagla trass asun mala kontahi vyasan nahi ! paha kiti vishesh aahe te ! :P
 me:  hahahahaha, dude, u seriously need to get laid. big time
:D
Friend aahe tya pagarat get laid la pan ubha karnar nahit
me:  hahahahahah
 

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Need I say more? Poor chap. le Sigh. :D