Marriage Musings

The following is an unedited chat transcript between me & a very good friend of mine. I've just removed his name for fear that he'll shoot me when he happens to see this post, but all's good in the name of fun right?

Disclaimer - Not for those who don't have a sense of humor :)

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Friend:  Expectation: Being a vegetarian, I expect my partner to be vegetarian. kai lihitil loka !

 me:  tila mhanav - nahi hot, ja!

Friend:  asa ja ja mhanun saglya muli jatayt

 me:  hahahaha

Friend:  n kai navin shod mhane "tetotaller" ka kahitari

 me:  teetotaller mhanje jo daru peet nahi

Friend:  GRE chi hava n TOFEL cha maaj matrimonial profile war ! mag drinking habits nako asa liha ki

 me:  hehe, tila saang na, mi lihile aahe ka? O_O  bochya

Friend:  mala last item jo pahila tiche paraents "in hand" salary vicharat hote nashib PF kiti kaptat n salary slip dakhave nahi mhanale

 me:  tyanna sangayche na, maajha 'in hand' deto tichya

 Friend:  *** madhye in hand pagar sangitla tar watchman chi mulgi suddha lagna karnar nahi mazyashi

 me:  hahahahahahahahahahaha LOL LMAO :P

Friend:  evdha sagla trass asun mala kontahi vyasan nahi ! paha kiti vishesh aahe te !

 me:  hahahahaha, dude, u seriously need to get laid. big time

Friend:  aahe tya pagarat get laid la pan ubha karnar nahit

me:  hahahahahah
 

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Need I say more? Poor chap. le Sigh. :D